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“Sean, it’s a game, not a bloody cult.”

Sean looks up at (Y/N) angrily from the couch as she closes the fridge. She was smiling, his misery and fear bringing her the kind of joy only Sociopaths understand.

“You scared the crap out of me when I was playing a horror game!” He cries picking up a pillow and throwing it at her. Putting up her empty hand she swats it away.

“Then don’t be so cute when you cry.”

He pouts and looks over at the other side of the room, his determined look making it all the more entertaining. As her body comes into view he turns towards the floor, desperate not to make any sort of indication of how he really felt.

(Y/N) hands him his drink and flops down next to him, his sour look still attached to his face. Her smile never fades as she leans over to meet with his downcast eyes. She could see it, the trace of the smile she thought was dorky.

“Sean?”

Silence.

“Sean… Babe.”

He looks up at her, blue eyes cautious. “What?”

She leans over closer and puts her hands on his cheeks, squeezing them together. “Are you angry?”

He gives her an incredulous look, his lips still pouted like a fish. (Y/N) could see her reflection in his eyes, she could feel the muscles in his face holding back a grin. It was like two children in the same cabin, dangerous as all hell… And messy.

Two children that were a danger to everything they touched.

What came out of his mouth next was a series of blubbering, followed by a spit of a laugh. He pulls away and wipes his face with his hand.

“What the hell was that?” She laughs out, clawing at her face to rid herself of slobber.

“I said; ‘let go of my face’!”

His laugh echoed through the open door as he turned an alarming shade of red. He was bordering on an overcooked lobster. Somehow he still wore it better than the cooked dish, mainly because he wasn’t dead. That would bring the attractiveness up a little.
“I’m covered in spit!”

Sean gives a pause in his laugh. “You sure it’s spit?”

She gives him a look before she flops backwards into him, his breath escaping in a forced rush. A pained sound followed, a dangerous crack of the couch making them pause either speaks.

“You’re heavy!”

“You’re a baby.”

Sean wraps his arms around her as he cautiously leans back on the arm of the couch. He was making that sound a child makes when they don’t get their way.

“I’m beautiful,” he pouts. “Beauty like this is hard to come by you know. Tall-ish, pale, and bearded… Every girls dream.”

"I only love you for your coffee making skills. And your cake.”

He gives a light laugh as he pecks the back of her head, his lips connecting with the soft strands.
“Bitches love my cakes. They’re filled with store bought easiness, kinda like you.”

With a gasp she slaps his leg in a lazy attempt to hurt him. The drink beside him was warm, the bubbles long gone.

“I’m no promiscuous woman, Sean.”

She feels the shrug of his shoulders before he relaxes again, still gripping at her stomach. (Y/N) closes her eyes and sighs, she loved this idiot, and she couldn’t remember the last time she didn’t smile at the stupid thought.

“You could be,” he brings a hand up to emphasise his next words. “(Y/N), Lady of the Night.”

She brings a hand to cover his mouth, her arm bent at an alarming angle as it connects.

“That’s either a compliment or an insult, and both seem pretty fucked up…” Tilting her head back she moves away from his mouth. “Choose your next words carefully, or Sam gets put in the bin.”

Sean’s eyes widen as he closes his mouth and opens it again. “I love you.”

“Damn straight. Do you know what I need as an apology?”

A smile springs onto his face, eyes lighting up. He brings his lips to connect to hers in a kiss, a peck, but it made her happy as hell.

“Better?”

“Yeah, but I know what would make me feel even better-er…”

Brows rise as a cheeky smile slips into place above the fond one, it was accompanied by his eyes snapping forward, he was paying attention now; very, very concentrated on her next words.

“And what’s that, huh?”

She was so ready for the look that came next, for her chance to slip out of his arms and run. (Y/N) brought her face as close as she would dare, as she whispered; “The last piece of cake.”

Her body already gone by the time the dazed YouTuber caught on, her laugh bounced through his head as he grasped at the air, severely disappointed, but looking forward to the chase.

“You put that down! I called dibs!”

Her footsteps echoed through the door, her bare feet padding along the ground. (Y/N) was smart, he’d give her that, he always fell for that trick; how? He’d never know.

Maybe it was the eyes, the come hither look she wore. He felt like an idiot each time, but hell, could she run.

She was a good fit for him; loud, weird, and kind of inappropriate.

“Come and get it, Septic Boy!”

Sean wouldn’t have it any other way…
I regret a lot, this is not one of them, this is also posted on my AO3 account, so yeah.

Enjoy the cute?
As you all know I can't really own people... So yeah.
I think I've fainted. IneedSleep
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:icondjtheswagwolf:
djtheswagwolf Featured By Owner 3 days ago  New Deviant Student Artist
I am actually VERY loud, VERY weird and DEFFINATLY innapropriate :3
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:iconalyandmary:
AlyAndMary Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2017  Student Writer
Septic Boy? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
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:iconscenicswiff:
ScenicSwiff Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Septic Tank.
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:iconnightblossom----sans:
NightBlossom----Sans Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lets seee
Lound *check*
Weird *check*
Kind of inappropriate *stares at* hmmmm *checks* eeeyup
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:iconnightsca4z:
NightSca4z Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Loud, weird, kind of inappropriate

o: *gasp* how did you know
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:icondatsquareass:
DatSquareAss Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2017   Artist
Bitch how did you just read my personality
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:iconmzuriximane:
MzurixImane Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Loud? Weird? Kind of inappropriate?

Yep, that's me.
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:iconpretty-physco:
Pretty-Physco Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2017
the load wierd and kind of inappropreate explains me
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:iconfannydog01:
Fannydog01 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2017
Loveit! 
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:icontrollord451:
TrolLord451 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
S0 FR34K1N CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTT33333!!!!!
Sup3r fluffy 2. }:) }>:] }:P
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:iconmirajosefin:
Mirajosefin Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is cute~
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:iconmavlover16:
mavlover16 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2017
why does it say she?
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:iconxxx-icarus-xxx:
XxX-Icarus-XxX Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2017  Student General Artist
(screams) Oh crap, did I wake my... yup I did... I woke the dog DX But, this was adorable. :iconcannotevenplz:
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:iconivytheskeleton13:
ivytheskeleton13 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2017  Professional Artist
Jack will never love me. I can't eat CAKE!! *cries in a corner*
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:iconaliceyukina:
AliceYukina Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2016
this is adorable~! XD
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:iconlonelylostghost:
LonelyLostGhost Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2016
Aweeeeeee
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:iconshay501:
Shay501 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
OMFG I'VE READ THIS LIKE 6 TIMES AND I STILL LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

GOOD JOB WITH THIS 
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:icongypsygodess:
gypsygodess Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2016  Student General Artist
SO CUTE!!!!
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:iconannathefangirl:
Annathefangirl Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2016  Student General Artist
Cake Slice Emoji  MINE!!!
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:iconmericcupisbestship:
MericcupIsBestShip Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2016
Aww! That was so cute!!
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:iconkittykatrocks12:
kittykatrocks12 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
He is Cute when he cries and his girly scream is Adorable~ Even more than Marks

This is really Cute~ I don't get the reference... Is there even one?
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:icondira234:
Dira234 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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:iconemoanimedemon:
EmoAnimeDemon Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2016  Student Writer
Like I say on all septicplier,septiceye and markiplier fan fictions.
*fangirls for 10 hours straight*
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:iconstarburst758:
Starburst758 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Awww. It was so cute and so real. Lolz. That would be me. I love my Jackaboy. <3 
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:iconzombieunicorn1025:
ZombieUnicorn1025 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
This is awesomely sweet. I love my Jackie.
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:icongothfoxgirl:
Gothfoxgirl Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2016
Omg I was rereading this and nearly choked on my pumpkin seeds XD
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:iconnerdyjolteon134:
Nerdyjolteon134 Featured By Owner May 26, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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:icondown-one-juice:
Down-One-Juice Featured By Owner May 26, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Dang right it is!
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:iconcelelo:
Celelo Featured By Owner May 20, 2016  Hobbyist
Aww that was cute
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:iconre-writterblaze:
Re-WritterBlaze Featured By Owner May 17, 2016  Student Artist
noice
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:iconputatree:
PutATree Featured By Owner May 16, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
TOO CUTE ALREADY! <3
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:icondown-one-juice:
Down-One-Juice Featured By Owner May 16, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
You know it!
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:iconputatree:
PutATree Featured By Owner May 18, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
<3 Jacksepticeye eyebrows 
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:iconre-writterblaze:
Re-WritterBlaze Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2016  Student Artist
Jasicas
Jasicas
Jasicas
Jasicas
Jasicas
Jasicas
Jasicas
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:iconashleypixie:
AshleyPixie Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2016  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
that one actually fit me :p xD
and damn that was cuteness.
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:icondown-one-juice:
Down-One-Juice Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm glad you liked it, I enjoyed writing it!
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:icondefectivecolours:
DefectiveColours Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2016
HOLLA TO ALL MY SOCIOPATHS AND SADISTS!!

Ahh~, I'm too weird sometimes.
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:iconpluppylover88:
Pluppylover88 Featured By Owner May 22, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
me too haha.😊
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:icondown-one-juice:
Down-One-Juice Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I do get lonely sometimes, I do need another Sadist.
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:icondaimonddiva99:
Daimonddiva99 Featured By Owner Edited Jun 18, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Im a sadistic SOCIOPATh , thats awkward and inapropriate

like one time my bud and i was SUPPOSED to say the most inapropriate pick up line he Said something dorky about corn ( dont remember it) and i Said 
im a SENPAI on the street but a Hentai in the sheets
i was Beet red WHILE my teacher had HEARD she Said 
GO TO THE PRINCIPLE NOW!!
while i was thinking 
"how do you Know what that ment"
( my teacher is like a 60 year old lady)
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:iconamyrose98005:
Amyrose98005 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2016  Student General Artist
Awes~!!!
(And I am all three of those things~. Ask anybody who knows me in real life. They'll tell you how obnoxiously loud I am.)
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:icondown-one-juice:
Down-One-Juice Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Glad you thought it was cute! And I can be loud too!
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:iconamyrose98005:
Amyrose98005 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2016  Student General Artist
I'm always loud. Two of my four years in high school, I kept getting in trouble by one of the lunch staff because I was too loud with my friends and I'd pretend that I was reading whatever it was that I had that day. 😂 Sooooooo much fun.
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Down-One-Juice Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha.
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:iconamyrose98005:
Amyrose98005 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2016  Student General Artist
I always enjoyed it.
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:icondown-one-juice:
Down-One-Juice Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
that's good.
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:iconamyrose98005:
Amyrose98005 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2016  Student General Artist
I'm just wishing that there was more Reader X Jacksepticeye stories... I'd read them ALL.
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:icondown-one-juice:
Down-One-Juice Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I may have to write more then. Just to quench your thirst for more.
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docrusspezhead123 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Jack my sempai
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